MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING

With Tom Brady having a record breaking season in almost every aspect of his position, it’s easy to see why when asked who should get MVP, most people will say his name. But does he really deserve such a title? If it weren’t for Randy Moss would he even be having such a stellar season? Moss alone is on track for at least 28 touchdowns, a number which is Brady’s touchdown high for one season. With additional targets like Wes Welkers and Donte Stallworth, what quarterback wouldn’t have such amazing numbers? Tom Brady isn’t the reason why the Patriots are 11-0, his receivers are.

So who should get such a pristine title? Simple. Brett fucking Favre. He may not be putting up the same numbers as Brady, but he’s also not working with seasoned veterans like him either. More than half of Favre’s receivers are barely two year players, with his only seasoned reciever being Donald Driver. And with the Packer’s having one of the worst rushing games this year, they’re entirely laying the game in Favre’s hands.

So here’s the difference between that faggot Brady and a man like Favre: Favre is playing on a team where he is the only star. He can’t attribute his wins to his outstanding receivers or his exceptional running backs (although Ryan Grant is proving to be someone to watch). He is largely responsible for the Pack’s record of 10-1 while the Brady can thank receivers like Moss and Welkers, and oh yea his outstanding offensive line for his flawless record.

Boston's Real Great...

Everyone’s talking about New England area sports… how they got it so good. The Red Sox, The Patriots, and now, The Celtics. Listen… Boston… Shut up.

Lets start with the 2007 World Series Champion Boston Red Sox. Granted, you put a great team on the field. Minus the “I don’t care if we lose” attitude. Great pitching and good young hitters took them to the top. But, that doesn’t hide the fact that more than half of Sox fans are, how do I put this, retarded. Boo-hoo we were cursed for 86 years blah blah. You didn’t give a fuck about them for about 84 of those years! Yeah you all pretended to care when they got close in 03’ then starting bitching when Aaron Boone bucky dented you guys back to bean town. But, a couple of days later, your over it, you just go back to jerking off Tom Brady.

Manny Ramirez really is the biggest piece of shit. Listen Manny, I don’t know if its your 400 pound body or your 400 pound hair that makes you not run or really even try but when you hit a home run, good for you man, but how bout you run the bases like a normal player instead of standing there like a fuck until the ball goes out then strolling till you hit home. You’re a disgrace to the whole game and the most disrespectful human ever. I don’t know what Boston’s obsession is with you. He can jog in the outfield then lob a ball into second base turning a single into a double for the opposition but, it’s okay! It’s just Manny being Manny! It’s hilarious! Hey look it’s Manny sitting out not wanting to play and not even wanting to play in Boston. Manny being Manny though, it’s so cute.

The fact that you have a “Red Sox Nation” is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Yeah it’s a nation of yuppies and rich kids who don’t know a thing about baseball cause they spend too much time skiing and sun bathing at some country club. Half of Red Sox fans like them cause “We have a cool logo.” “Don’t walk around Boston with a Yankees hat on.” Oh shut up, it’s a shame you have such a cool city, but it’s filled with douche bags. AND, the fact that you call your World Series celebrations “riots,” shows just how much class you have. Once baseball season is over you don’t care about the Sox till September. Fans in cities where they actually know about the game, New York, Philadelphia, Chicago. Their season is 365 days a year. So, Red Sox nation. Shut up.

Check back for my rant about the Patriots and the Celtics.