Why Do Americans not like Soccer?

I DON'T KNOW. Some people say its not enough scoring, but they watch hockey? Not a man's sport? Shut up. Watch a real premier league, serie a (even though the italians are kinda flaky) or esspecially a champions league game and you'll see its not as fluffy as you think. These players are the most skilled athletes in the world, and American's, for the most part, can't see that. Even the MLS. Given, there are some pretty roudy and loyal supporters of the teams that are were in the playoffs this year, but still. David Beckham came, and never wanted to play here. I love Becks, but he did it all for the money, obviously. I wish it wasn't true. Maybe if more players from Europe came over, it would gain a little more popularity here. And for all you footie heads, Manchester United is going to run away with both the premier and champions. Sir Alex said this was the best team he's ever had. Thats saying a lot when hes had the likes of David Beckham and Eric Cantona on his prior teams. Glory Glory Man United. Now for my boy, straight skills...